The Great Object Outburst

Everyday objects have ambitions. One spectacularly irritable man has opinions about all of them.

In The Great Object Outburst, a toaster takes the floor, a kettle takes five, and a traffic cone conducts culture. A chair leads a parade, a fridge opens an embassy, and household items pursue careers and cultural ambitions with wonderfully little regard for anyone’s authority. The result is a satirical adult coloring adventure full of pompous confrontations, rebellious furnishings, and absurd everyday drama.

Explore 50 coloring designs inspired by scenes ranging from kitchen-counter disputes to appliance diplomacy. Color a parade led by a chair, a gala hosted by salt, or a lamp interrogating the moon. Each design is printed on one side, with a blank back behind every page—a useful feature for coloring with markers.

Inside, you’ll also find a page for the owner’s name and a color test page. Pick your colors, settle in, and enjoy a playful escape into a world where the household has plans of its own.