Festive as Fuck

Christmas cheer can be a lot to handle when the lights are tangled, the wrapping is fighting back, and the cookies have gone rogue. Festive as Fuck turns seasonal mayhem into a funny coloring escape for adults who prefer their holiday spirit with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Inside are 50 festive designs inspired by the messier side of the season: unruly decorations, exhausting shopping trips, questionable baking, crowded dinners, smug pets, and more. Pick a design, settle in, and color your way through the chaos at your own pace.

• 50 one-sided designs, with a blank back behind every page to help protect the next design from marker bleed-through
• A page for your name and a color test page
• Plenty of irreverent holiday humor for grown-ups who enjoy a less-than-sweet take on the season

Whether you’re shopping for a friend with a sharp sense of humor or treating yourself to a little coloring downtime, this book offers a playful way to unwind amid the festive frenzy. Grab your favorite coloring supplies, claim a quiet moment, and give Christmas exactly as many fucks as you feel like giving.